I'm not a princess. I'm not trapped in a castle. I'm a person who can do things. I will rescue myself, thanks.
This gold and maroon enamel keychain is the perfect accessory for the funny feminist - who also needs to organize their keys.
The keychain measures 1.25" tall. The maroon color is Pantone 208 C surrounded by gold metal. It is stamped with "Ugly Baby" on the back.