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Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn
Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn
Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn
Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn
Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn
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Shirt - Unisex Crew - Astronaut Unicorn

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We've all been told that Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon but what they're keeping secret is that a roller skating unicorn beat him there by about 10 million years. Or something like that. I forget stuff and I don't listen well.

Printed on a solid black Bella + Canvas unisex style with a crew neck. The current shirts vary slightly in color from our photographs because we had to find a new shirt manufacturer. The photos show a dark heather gray shirt but our new version is a solid black tri-blend.

This is the perfect gift for the roller derby lover in your life. Is your dad a fan of space exploration who also loves neon pink unicorns? THE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFT.